One of my favorite movie quotes

[justlarry]

"Now Yous Can't Leave" - Sonny

[Fatheroffour]

Whenever we're on a canoe/kayak trip, various plays on "We're headed to Aintry" "This river don't go to Aintry" are staples of the conversation.

-Deliverance

[FortheChildren]

"Strange game. Only winning move is not to play" - Wargames 1982.

This would come to mind everytime my ex would try to suck me into an argument and help me employ radio silence.

[ProudParent]

Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout

[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

[jerico08]

American Pie:
Finch's head emerges from underwater in the bath tub with Stifflers mom, she says " your not finished yet, are you? Finch says "no ma'am" and goes back underwater.

[hoosier_dad]

Not exactly a quote, but a funny classroom scene from City Slickers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVo9Jiui ... re=related

[justlarry]

"I'm nice, and I'm tough. I'll give you an idea what I mean. My two boys, I put one through college and the other I put through a wall. Your papa loves you." -Lou

[capslock]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little < edited > up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to < edited >' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Goodfellas

I < edited > on all of you.
Platoon


Put your right nut in your left hand and ride.
Urban Cowboy

[jerico08]

"I'm nice, and I'm tough. I'll give you an idea what I mean. My two boys, I put one through college and the other I put through a wall. Your papa loves you." -Lou

justlarry,
That movie has so many great quotes, practically the entire movie is a funny quote, but this was one perfect for this thread when they were in the kitchen:

Vanessa: You have NO class, Thornton, and I am TIRED of it! I want a divorce.
Thornton Melon: Divorce. I knew we had something in common.
Thornton Melon: [reaches in his coat and takes out papers] Here, sign these.
Vanessa: [scoffs] Oh! Oh, I'm afraid it's not gonna be that easy, honey. This is gonna cost you - PLENTY!
Thornton Melon: [chuckles and takes Polaroids out of his pocket] Oh, yeah? Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... What's with the midget over here?
[Vanessa throws down the divorce papers and storms out]
Thornton Melon: Hey, wait! I've got more!

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[Fatheroffour]

"Why are you so sweaty?"

"I was watching cops. "

Step Brothers