One of my favorite movie quotes

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One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby jerico08 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:17 am

I was watching Armageddon yesterday, it is always a favorite of mine and very Dad friendly. I always laugh when this scene comes up in the beginning when the guy calls NASA about the asteroid:

Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape



Some other similar movies and quotes come to mind, but what are some of your favorites?
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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby Fatheroffour » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:35 am

Try not to suck any dicks on the way.

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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby petepeterson » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:04 am

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?


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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby minuette » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:50 am

Thought it was apropos:

Barbara Rose: [after learning that Oliver is moving back into the home] This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
Oliver Rose: Second stupidest.

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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby Fatheroffour » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:25 pm

"SAY WHAT AGAIN"

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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby jerico08 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:07 pm

minuette wrote:
The War of the Roses



Oh Man, good job Minuette, I forgot all about that movie, classic! That had some of the greatest spat scenes. I remember the one where (Oliver) totally flips out on her (Barbara) practically foaming at the mouth saying:

" You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog chit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp

Here's another classic movie line I love: (slightly edited to PG-13)

Tony Montana: Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fugging, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tittz, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuggin' chit, looking like these rich fugging mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuggin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fugg me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuggin' little baby with her!
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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby defaultuser » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:30 pm

An old classic, but worth repeating. Often. To your X...

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby Trevor » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:47 pm

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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby minuette » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:27 pm

Jerico, one of my BILs first assignments for Universal was to edit Scarface for network/airline broadcast. My husband's convinced that it was part hazing ritual. Al Pacino was non-cooperative (I don't blame him), so a voice double was brought in for the dubbing job from heck. Unedited, that is one of my favorite films (right next to Casino and The Godfather Part II).

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Re: One of my favorite movie quotes

Postby MrCoolDC » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:49 am

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