One of my favorite movie quotes

[jerico08]

I was watching Armageddon yesterday, it is always a favorite of mine and very Dad friendly. I always laugh when this scene comes up in the beginning when the guy calls NASA about the asteroid:

Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape


Some other similar movies and quotes come to mind, but what are some of your favorites?

[Fatheroffour]

Try not to suck any dicks on the way.

Clerks

[petepeterson]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?


Jules
Pulp Fiction

[minuette]

Thought it was apropos:

Barbara Rose: [after learning that Oliver is moving back into the home] This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
Oliver Rose: Second stupidest.

The War of the Roses

[Fatheroffour]

"SAY WHAT AGAIN"

Jules

[jerico08]

The War of the Roses

Oh Man, good job Minuette, I forgot all about that movie, classic! That had some of the greatest spat scenes. I remember the one where (Oliver) totally flips out on her (Barbara) practically foaming at the mouth saying:

" You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog chit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp

Here's another classic movie line I love: (slightly edited to PG-13)

Tony Montana: Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fugging, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tittz, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuggin' chit, looking like these rich fugging mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuggin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fugg me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuggin' little baby with her!

[defaultuser]

An old classic, but worth repeating. Often. To your X...

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Trevor]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life..." - Dean Wormer

[minuette]

Jerico, one of my BILs first assignments for Universal was to edit Scarface for network/airline broadcast. My husband's convinced that it was part hazing ritual. Al Pacino was non-cooperative (I don't blame him), so a voice double was brought in for the dubbing job from heck. Unedited, that is one of my favorite films (right next to Casino and The Godfather Part II).

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[MrCoolDC]

"Doin' right ain't got no end." -- from The Outlaw Josey Wales