More last minute grabs, from medical account

[NewReality]

So over the past few months there's been a ton of activity on our Health Savings Account. Ask wife what's all this? It's non-essential checkups of various kinds in the final hours she's on my plan.

Me: "We have high deductible insurance, that's our children's deductibles. Please don't use the HSA unless it is vital."

Her: "Yeah, whatever"

So this morning I notice two more sets of charges depleting the account to near bottom, one to a dermatologist who specializes in "anti-aging" procedures, and the other to a female "sexual health" clinic, which specializes in "enhancing female orgasm and libido".

Is this another throw up your hands/throw up in your mouth/there's nothing you can do scenario?

[CCR]

I don't there's anything you can do. She'll soon be off your plan.

[Fatheroffour]

"enhancing female orgasm and libido

Get your moneys worth.

[NewReality]

At this point, my money's worth would be for her to use her enhanced libido and diminished wrinkles to quickly snare another sap and relieve us of alimony. If I could be sure it would work, i'd also throw in a boob job...