Guard your used condoms, gents!

[Southern.Putter]

We all know this goes on, but to see it articulated so clearly by a female writer is stunning:

http://1woozoo.blogspot.com/2011/11/bew ... abies.html

Scroll down in the guy's blog article to find the original article by the female author and then scroll a little more to find another thought-provoking companion article about four guys that were duped in this manner in the UK.

[BubbaGumpShrimp]

But I do believe that any man who moves in with a woman in her late 30s or early 40s should take it as read that she will want to use them to procreate, by fair means or foul, no matter how much she protests otherwise.

I do believe that this is a VERY obvious point that she's made. I've yet to meet a woman that was 30+ and childless that didn't show some obvious signs of a ticking biological clock (even if she was in denial and claimed that she didn't want any kids). Any guy that puts himself in the position of dealing with a woman in that situation can't be shocked when she winds up getting knocked up (yeah...even if that's from getting a condom stolen).

Guys...if you want to just date a woman...go find a "career" oriented gal in her mid-20's. Why? A younger career oriented woman will NOT want to get pregnant for every reason that her 30+ year old counterpart does. She must work to establish herself in her career field and gain the respect of her peers. Getting knocked up does not accomplish that. Therefore, she will put off procreation because: 1. She's stupid and her work is more important to her, and 2. "I've got plenty of good years left."

[CCR]

I read a case a few years back where a women gave a BJ, then inseminated herself.

The guy tried to not pay support and the case made it to his state's supreme court.

The court ruled that once semen has left a man's body, it no longer belongs to him, and she was free to do with it as she pleased.

In another case, a lesbian couple hid in an alley behind a bar and when a guy came out, they clubbed him over the head, tied him up , blindfolded him and took him home. Again, a BJ was done and the women inseminated herself. They took him back to the alley and dumped him off.

A couple years later, this same guy overheard some folks telling the story just as it occurred. He called the police, it was investigated, and sure enough by DNA he had a child.

You've probably guessed the rest of the story.....the court decided he has to pay child support.

[BartSimpson]

Add a little Tabasco Sauce to the condom before you dispatch it.

[1woozoo]

We all know this goes on, but to see it articulated so clearly by a female writer is stunning:

http://1woozoo.blogspot.com/2011/11/bew ... abies.html

Scroll down in the guy's blog article to find the original article by the female author and then scroll a little more to find another thought-provoking companion article about four guys that were duped in this manner in the UK.

Thanks for the link love dude, here is another one: http://1woozoo.blogspot.ca/2012/06/its- ... there.html

[GF4Dads]

Most of the information about women being semen-obsessed vultures I already knew was true, but it was stunning to see it in a new light.
Also, the story of the lesbians kidnapping that man and him having to pay child support? Crazy.

[kmich91262]

Add a little Tabasco Sauce to the condom before you dispatch it.

^Yes, a Tom Leykis trick.

[Southern.Putter]

Thanks for the link love dude, here is another one: http://1woozoo.blogspot.ca/2012/06/its- ... there.html

Pity to the poor Italian guy who shags her...

This is an opportunity for a new mobile app called: "SpermGuardian". The key feature of this app would be that any guys that become aware of a NJ on the prowl for a sperm donor could issue an alert to her expected geographic sperm-hunting region. Guys in that region would have their phone beep and say something like "Grab your jewels and guard 'em, buddy! Another NJ is on her way to your neighborhood to make you her baby daddy."

Of course, we all know some guys who would probably use the app in a manner counter to its intended use (to protect them from unwitting fatherhood and financial liability). Instead, they would use it to find NJs in search of a bareback one-night stand.

[Trevor]

I am unsure exactly what other people do with their leavings in used condoms, and am not asking, but one good, verified flush will solve all your problems. If any woman ever said to me "oh hey, I am going in the bathroom anyway, take it off and hand it to me, I'll flush it for you" I would say "no thanks I can handle my own business in the bathroom." I don't need anyone to manage the toilet paper duties for me, so I certainly don't need anyone to dispose of my junk in a dangling condom. Really, guys? [Rhet.]

[BubbaGumpShrimp]

I am unsure exactly what other people do with their leavings in used condoms, and am not asking, but one good, verified flush will solve all your problems. If any woman ever said to me "oh hey, I am going in the bathroom anyway, take it off and hand it to me, I'll flush it for you" I would say "no thanks I can handle my own business in the bathroom." I don't need anyone to manage the toilet paper duties for me, so I certainly don't need anyone to dispose of my junk in a dangling condom. Really, guys? [Rhet.]

No $h1t. Before you posted this...I assumed that I was the only one that did that.