One of my favorite movie quotes

[epsilon]

Sam Stone: I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
[Sam imitates a whining nasal sound]

Sam Stone: Ugh! And that filthy little < edited > dog of hers... "Muffy"!

Carol: Aren't you scared?

Sam Stone: Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.

[NewReality]

She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living.

[formylilgirl]

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. Ron Burgundy - Anchorman

[TJP123]

- How do you write women so well?
- I think of a man. And I take away reason, and accountability.

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[MrCoolDC]

Sam Spade: "Chances are you'll get off with life. That means you'll be out again in 20 years. You're an angel. I'll wait for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."

[a dad]

Wonderful World from 2009

"Can't we just agree to disagree?"
"F4ck you"
-&-
"We just exited the bloodiest century in the history of civilization. We got terrorism, atomic bombs, genocide of mythic proportions. And what have all these horrors produced as we go into the new millennium? Positive f4cking thinking.
...The only crime left in the whole f4cking world is negativity."