Advice on making the home uncomfortable for the stbx...

[hoosier_dad]

The top shelf....

Take a dump in the upper tank of the toilet. It will be days before she figures out where the smell is coming from.

Reminds me of the fish filet in the vent trick, kind of a slow aroma bomb.

[Fatheroffour]

A.K.A, Upper Decker.


If it takes a couple of days to dissolve you need to change your eating habits.

[stretchkr]

Poison Ivy is nearly in bloom

[Trevor]

RE: the upper decker, why not make it fun by eating a bunch of black jellybeans first; this would add visual appeal (specifically, a sinister green) to the olfactory pleasure you'll be creating.

Or you can just put in a lot of red dye in the tank so that when she flushes there might be a skipped heartbeat or two. Don't do that if she's pregnant, though, that would be inhumane.