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Divorce and Morality

Postby defaultuser » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:45 pm

I know as divorced men, we sometimes endulge in pleasuring ourselves, but this is not God's plan.

I'm involved with my local Chapter of CAM , and we're interested in sponsoring other chapters.

For more info, check out the following link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby Fatheroffour » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:04 pm

Ridiculous.

Our creator obviously intended us to masturbate. Putting our genitals right there at arms length was no mistake by an incompetent god. Its purposeful.
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby defaultuser » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:18 pm

I admit that I've struggled with it. In fact, my right arm is noticeably bigger than my left... Doesn't mean its right.

Sometimes when I wake up at night to a shake weight commercial I go bananas.... Must. Fight... the ... urge....

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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby Fatheroffour » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:53 pm

That Shake Weight commercial really gets you going, huh?
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby defaultuser » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:25 pm

Yeah... Happy April Fools Day everyone1!
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby jamessick » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:41 pm

defaultuser wrote:In fact, my right arm is noticeably bigger than my left... Doesn't mean its right.

No, the fact its on your right side makes it right. :)
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby defaultuser » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:58 pm

Sometimes I sit on my left hand until if falls asleep. You know... when I need a little strange.
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Re: Divorce and Morality

Postby Trevor » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:47 pm

When you're adventurous you could try a menage a trois...you, Rosie Palm and her twin sister.
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