Armageddon the movie

[jerico08]

No matter how many times I've seen this movie it always chokes me up. Especially the scenes when Harry tells his daughter he's not coming home to the flasbacks of his little girl when he detonates the bomb for all mankinds survival. Oh yeah, and the mother who intially lied to her kid who his Dad was finally lets him run up to him at the end. What a fantastic Dad friendly movie I never get tired of.

[Fatheroffour]

I like the movie but am not appreciative of the completely horrible scientific inaccuracies it is. It makes Star Trek look like a documentary.

Liv Tyler's purty.

[defaultuser]

FOF only likes chick flicks...

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[Fatheroffour]

Lets trade Netflix account info and make fun of what each other have been watching!

[defaultuser]

Netflix thinks I'm gay.

[Fatheroffour]

Why? Was it because of the time you watched I Love You Phillip Morris 17 times in a row?

[defaultuser]

I dunno. I started getting all these recommendations for gay movies. It would have like 4 stars and I'd read what the movie was about and then rate it "not interested"

Apparently, that means to Netflix that I'm a closet homosexual and they should recommend lots more gay movies. So... I go rate the genre for Gay & Lesbian to "not interested".

That didn't mean much. So... I've been questioning my sexuality due to Netflix. My therapist says that they know me better than I do, but no matter how many gay movies I watch, I don't enjoy them.

My therapist, Tom, says I should start watching gay porn to see if it excites me. I told him I had no idea where to find such a thing and he says I should come over for dinner tomorrow and he can show me some out of his collection.

Question is... what should I bring?

[Fatheroffour]

I suggest starting out slow with some shemale flicks.

Pack some of this as well

[defaultuser]

FOF, you always know what to do in these situations.

Thanks

Wait....

Petroleum jelly is commonly used as a personal lubricant. (Not recommended for use with condoms because it dissolves latex.)

WTF man... I thought you were my friend.

[Fatheroffour]

Oh. We misunderstood each other. I had you pictured as a giver. Givers don't have to worry about such things.

True story.

I didn't know you were planning on playing catch. In that case you probably want to switch to something glycerin based.