Help. I need some advice

[jerry2010]

Or worse..............they may have beenpeeking at me through the bedroom window of me in my house. That body has taken me years of work to perfect guys. If you need my workout regimen just PM me; you know how to get a hold of me Envy is a curable trait there my old friends.

[jerico08]

Darn lucky you nailed her on a good week, she only bathes and shaves her chest once a month!

[Fatheroffour]

Darn lucky you nailed her on a good week, she only bathes and shaves her chest once a month!

I thought that was the norm for all you lowlanders.

[Fatheroffour]

Hey Jerry, I found a baby picture of you. You were a cute kid.
































What happened?





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[jerico08]

Cousin Cletus only brings us those wooden pallets from his job at the mill once a month so we can burn em to make warm water for our baths in that old iron tub out back ya know. Paw and Maw get the first baths, then me, and the sis. Sometimes the dogs get a bathin too before sis jumps in the tub but by then the water is all cloudy and we have to save some to wash the dishes.

[Fatheroffour]

Cletus?

Cletus Van Damm?

I know that guy!

He gave me one of my favorite sayings.

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'"

[jerico08]

Hard to know if its the same one since he has two brothers also named Cletus. Besides those Van Damms were run into the mountains years ago after the Van Goat's and them started the fued'n.

[jamessick]

Hush guys I was trying to keep my secret from Hawk. That fox of his was paying me for services reindered.

REINDEERED??? I heard you back-country boys were into bragging about things but that's a little much.

[Fatheroffour]

"You back country boys?"

How quickly we forget our roots, huh James? You can try distancing yourself from the last get together but I have your pic.

[jamessick]

See, this is why I chose to get married again as soon as possible. She said yes and before the booze fog faded I had her in front of a justiss o piece.