Help. I need some advice

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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jerico08 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:36 am

Darn lucky you nailed her on a good week, she only bathes and shaves her chest once a month!
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby Fatheroffour » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:32 am

jerico08 wrote:Darn lucky you nailed her on a good week, she only bathes and shaves her chest once a month!



I thought that was the norm for all you lowlanders.
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby Fatheroffour » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:35 am

Hey Jerry, I found a baby picture of you. You were a cute kid.

























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What happened?





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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jerico08 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:36 am

Cousin Cletus only brings us those wooden pallets from his job at the mill once a month so we can burn em to make warm water for our baths in that old iron tub out back ya know. Paw and Maw get the first baths, then me, and the sis. Sometimes the dogs get a bathin too before sis jumps in the tub but by then the water is all cloudy and we have to save some to wash the dishes.
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby Fatheroffour » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:49 am

Cletus?

Cletus Van Damm?

I know that guy!

He gave me one of my favorite sayings.

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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jerico08 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:59 am

Hard to know if its the same one since he has two brothers also named Cletus. Besides those Van Damms were run into the mountains years ago after the Van Goat's and them started the fued'n.
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jamessick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:10 am

jerry2010 wrote:Hush guys I was trying to keep my secret from Hawk. That fox of his was paying me for services reindered.


REINDEERED??? I heard you back-country boys were into bragging about things but that's a little much.
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby Fatheroffour » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:15 am

"You back country boys?"

How quickly we forget our roots, huh James? You can try distancing yourself from the last get together but I have your pic.











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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jamessick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:18 am

See, this is why I chose to get married again as soon as possible. She said yes and before the booze fog faded I had her in front of a justiss o piece.
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Re: Help. I need some advice

Postby jerry2010 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:44 am

jamessick wrote:See, this is why I chose to get married again as soon as possible. She said yes and before the booze fog faded I had her in front of a justiss o piece.

Yeah James I have heard the ones that can gum you with no teeth is extroidinary. Just never could get enough spirits in one to try :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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